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kinky about this.
And then let your mind wander about what exactly he's wearing in each one. Xd
Not that I'm a rabid Gaara fan, mind you. (lol) It's just done well, not to mention suggestively.
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-98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.-
You know, I think I like being teased with eye candy more than actually seeing it. (laughs) That and guys with flat tummies make me want to poke SO BAD......
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"To see the world in a grain of sand,
And Heaven in a wildflower.
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour."
- William Blake, "Auguries of Innocence"
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"A towel, probably the most useful object a hitchhiker can have. It has a vast amount of practical value, as well as emense psychological value. So, if you are hitching a ride anywhere, always know where your towel is."
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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"A ninja waits until the time is right. When the enemy sleeps and drops his guard. When his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night. That is the moment for a ninja to strike."
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Daily Amusement
Your sanity flies with the butterflies now.
~ =bohobella
Duck X Bunny
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"I sought the Lord and he answered me; he delivered me from all my fears."
-Psalm 34:4
God listens.
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